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readytopanic: Ahh look it’s my home

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 02:24:21 -0400

readytopanic:

Ahh look it’s my home

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 02:23:59 -0400

givemeajobplease: This was a man, dressed as a plant, making...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 02:23:43 -0400

givemeajobplease:

This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”

uffie: vlogbloopers: TERRIFYING fuck

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 02:19:37 -0400

uffie:

vlogbloopers:

TERRIFYING

fuck

Albus: Dad, I’m…gay.

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 02:18:23 -0400

Albus: Dad, I’m…gay.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay and he was the wisest man I’ve ever known.
Albus: Dad, you say this every time I tell you something. Stop. Just stop.
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Albus: Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew.
Albus: Dad, this response is really getting old.
Harry: TWO HEADMASTERS.
Albus: Yes, I get it, two hea—
Harry: BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN.
Albus: Da—
Harry: THAT I EVER KNEW, BRAVEST AND WISEST, TWO OF THEM.

floozys: “boys will be bo-“ flies in punches you in the face bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 02:18:04 -0400

floozys:

“boys will be bo-“

*flies in*

*punches you in the face*

bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE

awesomedotgov: krudman: smilingemoticon: itsvondell: voldey: ...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 02:17:38 -0400

awesomedotgov:

krudman:

smilingemoticon:

itsvondell:

voldey:

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse.

wow

is this a joke because i’m not laughing at all

I thought to myself when I saw this, “no. This has to be some one being silly. This has to be something some one fabricated to make microsoft look worse and people just aren’t checking the source.”

NOPE. IT’S REAL.

AND IT GOT WORSE:

WHAT.

it’s like watching a car crash in slow-motion. I can’t look away.

marathemara: ero-assphyxiation: parkermassey: adapt or...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 02:16:52 -0400

marathemara:

ero-assphyxiation:

parkermassey:

adapt or die

Holy shit if you don’t think mother nature is hardcore please get out

Whoa.

itswalky: montypla: darthshadow: smallworldofbigal: ohnoprobl...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 02:16:03 -0400

itswalky:

montypla:

darthshadow:

smallworldofbigal:

ohnoproblems:

alixll:

ohnoproblems:

why must we play god

For the inner gamer/stoner

no. why would you think that. this isn’t “for” anyone. this is a sick monument to the folly of man

I had no idea Microsoft was making cupcakes.

I am a monument to all your sins

Is it bad that I want to try this?

my everest

iygrittenothing: ryuyosei: killipan-jones: purrim: purrim: why are blonde jokes so short? so...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 02:15:44 -0400

iygrittenothing:

ryuyosei:

killipan-jones:

purrim:

purrim:

why are blonde jokes so short?

so men can remember them

this took an unexpected turn

Not if you just asked for directions.

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 02:14:43 -0400

tastefullyoffensive: [@itsbrostinson]

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 02:14:29 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

[@itsbrostinson]

truthandglory: No matter who you are, you fucking wave at a...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 02:14:20 -0400

truthandglory:

No matter who you are, you fucking wave at a toddler saying “bye”

the-herbal-alchemist: liberalbutnotpartisan: thedigitalfortress...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 02:12:06 -0400

the-herbal-alchemist:

liberalbutnotpartisan:

thedigitalfortress:

bitethismeowmix:

ludenberg:

mrowp:

Please don’t buy this system.

cant you just turn the camera around or put a blanket over it.

still a mic though

and theres the chance that it might say something like “error kinect camera cannot function when obscured”

Videogame consoles are not supposed to spy on you.

Videogame consoles are not supposed to potentially rat you out to the government.

Videogame consoles are not supposed to arbitrarily decide who sees what’s on the screen and what’s not.

I have never told anyone not to buy a videogame console, but in this case, knowing what I know about the Xbox One, I am seriously imploring people not to buy this machine. The console will not be consumer-friendly, and between the above and an always-on internet connection, how do you know your hobby isn’t siphoning personal information to…well, who knows who?

Suffice it to say, the Xbox 360 will be my last Microsoft console. I don’t care how many more Halo games get churned out.

Adding this here from my videogame blog because it’s too important, and the potential for Microsoft to spy on us, then report findings to the government if asked…yeah, no.

Spread the word!

If you haven’t read George Orwell’s “1984”, do so.

Seriously.

submitted by allons-ygal

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 02:10:40 -0400

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 02:10:20 -0400

lolzpicx: The kiwi bird

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 02:09:01 -0400

lolzpicx:

The kiwi bird

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis: phinflynn: “Ah, Perry the platypus!” “What an unexpected -“ “WAIT,...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 02:08:32 -0400

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

phinflynn:

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

This show is fucking brilliant.

shitshilarious: put the butter down, motherfucker let me and my...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 02:08:19 -0400

shitshilarious:

put the butter down, motherfucker let me and my wife go.

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 02:07:43 -0400

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tastefullyoffensive: [@itsbrostinson]

truthandglory: No matter who you are, you fucking wave at a...

the-herbal-alchemist: liberalbutnotpartisan: thedigitalfortress...

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lolzpicx: The kiwi bird

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis: phinflynn: “Ah, Perry the platypus!” “What an unexpected -“ “WAIT,...

shitshilarious: put the butter down, motherfucker let me and my...

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floozys: “boys will be bo-“ flies in punches you in the face bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR...